The New Yorker
One-Star Reviews of Early-Parenthood Milestones
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
A PreSchoolers's Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
Panels For the Association of Parents Who Watch Too Much Preschool Programming Conference
My Toddler Emails A Complaint to Customer Service
Welcome to Chopped: Toddler Dinner Hour
New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers
Your Preschooler Explains Tonight's Bedtime Menu
Scary Mommy
Your Baby Looks Cold and other Unhelpful Comments From Strangers
Sammiches & Psych Meds
The 5 Stages of Family Photoshoots
25 Toddler Approved Quarantine Activities
SlackJaw
Written Notice of Our School Supply Religious Exception Request
I Am A Stock Image of A Sunset And I Am Tired of Being Your Inspirational Quote Fodder
Frazzled
Your Annual Pandemic Performance Review, Provided By Us, Your Children
Shakespearean Sonnets Rewritten For Parents
A Preschooler's Suggested Itinerary for a Covid Exposure StayCation
Greener Pastures
The Son From “Love You Forever,” Sends His Mom A Cease-And-Desist Email
Points in Case
Welcome to Your Life as My Child!
An Appeal to the Committee's Ruling That Candy Is Not A Breakfast Food
List: Are You My Toddler or the Incredible Hulk?
Other
A Preschooler’s Guide to Ruining Autumnal Activities
Mothering Services Suspension Announcement
A few of my humor pieces have been republished in publications such as:
HOBART
Rewatching The Office To Keep My Dead Ex-Boyfriend Alive
Scary Mommy
I Hope My Son Remembers His Sixth Summer As A Good One
What I Want to Say to My Son’s Kindergarten Teacher
Mother's Always Write
What No One Told Me About Becoming A Mother
What I Learned During My Baby’s First Year
Elephant Journal
A Perfect Meditation for A Busy Mom
AARP
.forest creature, Second Chance Lit
My poetry has been published by a number of publications. A selection is included below.
Vox Poetica
The Camel Saloon
Shot Glass Journal
Liturgical Credo
Short, Fast, and Deadly
Ultra, As Others
Mothers Always Write
The Quotable
"I am happy to say that I have finally found a modern poet whose words make sense, who can drive home a pithy thought with the deft strokes of her keyboard, who makes me love poetry all over again."- Jennie Robertson
" In this collection, I found some of the standout moments to be the little peculiar moments that come out of these dark situations " -Lee Busby
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